Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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