Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just pee around me
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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