i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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