is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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