can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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