So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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