There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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