I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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