Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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