you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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