windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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