Where are you?
In a non slutty way
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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