respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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