I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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