I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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