I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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