i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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