That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Buhtt sex?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
