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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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