He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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