South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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