If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
last night I used snow as a chaser
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