Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We need to rekindle our bromance
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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