we made out on top of his cat.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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