and you said cock pushups were impossible
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.