My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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