You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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