i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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