Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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