is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Sext me about skeletons
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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