Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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