let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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