One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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