Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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