She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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