And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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