I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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