Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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