"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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