I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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