Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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