Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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