Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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