I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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