Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
farters have to be the big spoon...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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