so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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