i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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