is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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