He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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