How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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