I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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