Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
now i know why i became what i already was.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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