do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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