But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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