Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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