I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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